SARCASM? ITS LEGAL

First of all,
This post is for them who has nothing to do
and would not regret if this post really waste your time...
P.S... After you've read this post, post your 
answers in the comment box... 
P.P.S there's meanings within these questions...


First question:


If you had bored with your present life and you wanna 
commit a suicide,
which of these do you prefer?


A = Slash your wrist with a Swiss Army knife in a bathroom
        
B = Jump from the 37th floor from Burj Dubai


C = Ride a cruise in the Caribbean Sea and jump in the ocean in the middle of the cruise..


D = Hang yourself using your gold necklace...


Second Question:


You wanted to buy a house but you're lack of money
and you saw a flyer....
with many types of houses to choose and surprisingly cheap...


A = A cottage on a green and flourished mountain but there's aren't
       any bathroom... (You must pee outside)


B = A small apartment in new york but in a place that really filthy


C = A small apartment beside Prada but its look like a poop beside a gold...
      Kind of embarrassing


D = A huge house in the middle of a dessert... accomodated with air-conditioner
       but in the middle of nowhere....there's an oasis 10 miles away...


E = A tent in the middle of a flowering field and there's a beautiful stream outside...


Third question:


You're in a cruise in the Mediterranean Sea.Beautiful ocean lies ahead...
Seagulls flying above you....Peaceful wind blown to your face....
But then suddenly there's someone shouted 
"All men on deck!"
You turned around and saw  everyone was in the emergency boat...
You asked what happened...
One of the passenger who was now wearing a life jacket said
A very powerful storm coming this way.... with whirlpool 
Then the man ran away....
You turned around to see...
WTH!
A whirlpool along with black clouds with storms brewing coming to your way...
You wanted to get in to the emergency boat but its full and now are already at the water
You ran to your room to get a life jacket but all of them are messed up...
you said to yourself, "VANDALS"
You ran outside try to get help....
But they had gone far away....
You ran to the Calling Room (a room where they send SOS)
SOS is not meant by Save Our Souls or Save Our Ship or Save Our Self
But you don't know the morse code...SHIT! and did I mention,
the line had broke down.what a luck! 
(Thats the simplest morse code! how could you forget it!?)
so this is the matter of life and death 
The Question is =====


A = You pick up a float and you threw yourself in the sea.


B = You wave and scream to the direction of the boats which is now very very full.
        And hope that they'll coming back for you...


C = You stayed at the cruise ship and sat in the Suite Room pretending everything gonna be alright


D = You tried to make your very own firework using anything you could find on the cruise ship.


My answers''''


Question no 1>>> 


I would choose C.


Question no 2>>>


I would choose D.


Question no 3>>>


I would choose C.


okay I will tell the meanings in my next post....


See ya...


I hope you guys will think of answers