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Memula farah ada suruh aku bukak fan fiction aku jumpa benda yg me narik ahh tgk ni


http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1146805/1/Mudblood_Girl

dh tu je nk bagitau bye.

Tgk ni

Problem:Job ni kadang2 buang masa kena hafal script ahh kena tu ahh kena dgr ckp director ah kena critic aahh (klu mcm ni baek x yah jd doh.


4.Fashion Designer


Reasons:I love designing.In fact klau design kte popular kte boleh kaya!!!!!Masuk vogue lagi best doh
chanel Pictures, Images and Photos
pastu buat kedai besar giler.


3.Jet Fighter Pilot


Reasons:Klu kte ckp kat org yg kte ni jet fighter org akan rasa yg kte ni brave and diorg akan respest lah tp aku x nak jd jet fighter malaysia.aku nak jd jet fighter russia,german,ou uk .aku siap dh blh tahu jenis jet ni jenis ape negara apa lambang dia cam mana.antara yg paling fastest jet uk punyala tp yg legend russia yg paling dasyhat german.aku suka bunyi jet fighter terbang.walaupun sakit telinga tapi wow.aku selalu attend airshow tahun ni dh pergi dah ada red arrows and blue angel la yg ok.


Problem:Dlm jet tu sempit giler!!!!!!xde air cond!!!!!!!! klu ada radio blh pasang lagu breakaway.


2. Physicist 


Reasons:I love physic.My father love physic.I have many books about physic.Physic can explain everything such as the calculating the speed of light and force.F=MA x A (Force = mass x accelaration)


Problem:Subject agak pecah kepala tp apapun I still love it.Aku pernah ckp dgn my mom yg my husband mesti ada PhD in Physic or Master or Professor Atau sekurang kurangye degree in Physic.My mom ckp kamu akan kahwin dgn org tua lah nmpakye.Jd aku pun jwb ada phsycis muda yg dapat hadiah nobel.


1. Physicist + Archaeologist + Egyptologist + Millionaire 


Reasons:SEMUA NI AMBITION AKU DAN I WANT TO ACHEIVE IT. I LOVE PHSYIC,ARCHAEOLOGY,EGYPTOLOGY,DUIT X SGT LAA.


Problem:THERE'S NO PROBLEM IF WE KEEP DOING IT UNTIL WE GET WHAT WE WANTED.




EXTRA:
AKU NAK JADI ANAK YANG SOLEH.


AMIN

8.Music Composer


Reasons:I love music.Umm tu jela sebab dia.


Problems:But music composer need to take degree in popular music!!(family aku x bagi amek degree in music.diorang ckp buang masa.sedihkn)


7.Writer/Journalist


Reasons:I love to write.Jadi journalist pun best gak.Kalau jd writer  @ journalist I can write what I wanna write.Even teasing people.Dh la 2 bleh cpt kaya doh.mcm j.k rowling.klu famous boleh buat cite mcm cite hairy potter hahaha.


Problem: Kdg2 tulis separuh jln jer.Cpt bosan doh.Dh la tu ada tarikh tamat untuk hantar karya.Stresss doh.ckp mcm dia tgh jd writer.tp mungkin stress dia lg kurg dripada hafal b.a.a,tauhid feqah,tafsir hadis,.Jd rating dia 5 la.


6.Singer


Reasons:Blh cpt famous.Senang dpt designer clothes.VIP pass.mkn sedp2,senag cite.nk dptmoney pun senang.nyanyi money!!!PAycheck!!!


Problem:AKU MANA PNDI NYANYI MEMEKAK TAHULAH TIAP KALI NYANYI JER MESTI HUJAN rasenya aku ni ada keturunan katak kot.Tmpt yg aku blh nyanyi adlah


$=tandas
$=bilik kalu sorg2
$=waktu tidur


5.Actor


Reasons:Rujuk kat atas.1st of all senang nak tipu orang.Buat mimik muka.

SAmbungan what i wanna be when i grow up but i can't acheive it

10.Chef in a Hotel
      
Reasons:If I am a chef,I will cook myself a 100 stars cuisine and test it as in eat it.
               I would not be paying the food but the hotel customer will.
Problem:I don't know how to cook.Besides,my best food that i've ever make was bread and strawberry jam with butter!!!I SUCH A LOSER.


9.Bank manager
Money Pictures, Images and Photos
Reasons: Of course!! Free money!!!!! I can take them whenever I wanted and I won't broke!!!I SUCH A GENIUS!!!
               I love the smell of money!!! especially untouched and was directly checkout from the bank!!!


Problem:I need 2 take accounting and most of the people said Accounting sucks....


8.Bill Gates!!


Reasons:Wait,thats not a job..........So what!!!! I wanna be like him.He was stupid went he was young but genius went he was old!!!
So maybe,if we're being genius went we were young so we will be stupid went we older?Huh??what the heck am I talking about.Maybe  the scientist should do a research about this.
Okay Now I'm babling.


Problem:I would not be a genius maybe I will.*eyebrow raised* And I must take a degree or master or PhD in Artificial Intelligence.And I hate computers sometime they stuck!I even called my computer PC (Personal Computer or Portable Computer or Private Computer Please Come or Professional Cross-sticher)well I don't care.But I had to call them computers.so PC would be okay.


MY HANDS ARE PARALIZED SO BYE I WILL WRITE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Memula fatin suruh tgk saje tgk tp best ahh.

tgk la.

http://www.youtube.com/user/VenetianPrincess#p/u/18/Wz3umC1AlRs

A.

BUKAK NI

Har ni, ______ ckp klu blh die nk tindik pusat die mcm miley.suke la tu zaid.kte cdgkn kat die suruh tindik gambar smileysmiley Pictures, Images and Photos bukan yg nie tp yg niSmiley Pictures, Images and Photos

kte ckp klu ade org ckp i'm a big fan of smiley nnti __________ckp oh me too smbil tunjuk dia punya smiley.

ish aina ni jht la (____________ ckp mase bace blog nie)

sory.saje je.nnti kte blanje kau ye __________.jgn marh nnti cpt tua.klu aku ni x pela cpt tuja tp awet muda.

jgn jeles.

ohya,kte nk tau sgt sah ke diorang amek wuduk pki smiley kat belly button diorang?

OH Ade sorang budak ni

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